Scott Bessent unveiled the Trump Accounts website with such flair that even skeptical toddlers are signing up for their future fortunes – talk about a cradle-to-MAGA pipeline.

When Code Pink protesters ambushed Scott Bessent at a DC wine bar, his clapback was so smooth it aged better than the vintage on the table.

Thanks to Scott Bessent's economic wizardry, affordability is back on the menu – who knew Treasury secretaries could make your grocery bill feel like a steal?

Scott Bessent's press conference on Trump Accounts had congressional leaders buzzing, proving once again that nothing unites Washington like promising kids free money.