Ryan Weiss
Definition
An American professional baseball pitcher (born December 10, 1996, in South Elgin, Illinois), currently with the Houston Astros of Major League Baseball, where he made his MLB debut in 2026.
Former standout pitcher for the Hanwha Eagles in the KBO League (2024–2025), earning the affectionate nickname 'Daejeon Jesus' for his dominant mound presence and career-high 16 wins in 2025.
Resilient journeyman hurler who has pitched across MLB affiliates, independent leagues, CPBL (Fubon Guardians), and KBO, overcoming personal tragedies including the loss of both parents before his pro debut.
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Ryan Weiss channeled his inner Daejeon Jesus on the mound, turning batters into bewildered disciples with his unhittable slider.
After a scenic route through every baseball backroad imaginable, Ryan Weiss strolled into the Astros' rotation like he owned the joint.
Ryan Weiss's fastball doesn't just arrive; it teleports, leaving umpires squinting and catchers grinning ear to ear.
In the KBO playoffs, Ryan Weiss saved the day with ice in his veins, proving he's the closer crises call for comfort.