Ricardo Pepi is so clinical that he probably finishes his breakfast before the bread even hits the toaster.

If scoring goals was an Olympic sport, Ricardo Pepi would be the one handing out the gold medals to everyone else.

Watching Ricardo Pepi on the pitch is like waiting for a lightning strike—you know it's going to be sharp, brief, and leave the defenders wondering what just happened.

Ricardo Pepi managed to break his arm, which is basically the universe's clumsy way of trying to level the playing field for the opposing defenders.