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Purdue volleyball
/pɜːrˈduː ˈvɒl.i.bɔːl/
Definition
1
The NCAA Division I women's volleyball program representing Purdue University, known for its competitive presence in the Big Ten Conference and its dedicated fan base at Holloway Gymnasium.
2
A collective noun for the intense, spike-heavy gameplay that frequently results in either a conference title contender or a fan-induced state of chronic hypertension.
Examples
If my heart rate monitor knew I was watching Purdue volleyball, it would immediately call an ambulance for me.
Watching the Boilermakers play is a masterclass in how to turn a simple three-set match into a five-set psychological thriller.
I told my therapist my only hobby is stressing out over Purdue volleyball, and now she is the one taking medication.