Pope Leo
Definition
Any of the thirteen popes of the Roman Catholic Church who adopted the regnal name Leo, spanning from Pope Leo I (440–461 AD, known as Leo the Great for his theological contributions and defense of Rome against Attila the Hun) to Pope Leo XIII (1878–1903, famed for his social encyclical Rerum Novarum addressing workers' rights).
A papal title evoking images of bearded pontiffs wielding spiritual authority, crowning emperors, or penning world-shaping doctrines—basically, the VIP lounge of Vatican history.
Examples
Pope Leo I convinced Attila the Hun to skip sacking Rome, proving diplomacy beats swords every time.
If Pope Leo XIII time-traveled to today, he'd rewrite Rerum Novarum as a thread roasting gig economy apps.
My grandma calls her ancient vacuum 'Pope Leo' because it sucks up dirt with holy indignation.
Historians debate which Pope Leo had the best beard game, but Leo X's Renaissance swagger takes the tiara.