Patrick muldoon wife
Definition
A search phrase inquiring about the spouse of American actor Patrick Muldoon (1968–2026), known for roles in Starship Troopers and Melrose Place; he was never married.
Refers to the personal life curiosity surrounding the late actor's relationships, as he had no wife but was partnered with Miriam Rothbart at the time of his death on April 19, 2026.
Examples
After binging Melrose Place, she frantically typed 'patrick muldoon wife' into Google, only to discover the actor played the field better than Billy Abbott himself.
'Patrick muldoon wife' spiked in searches post his passing, proving fans care more about his heart than his bug-squashing skills in Starship Troopers.
He joked that finding a 'patrick muldoon wife' update was harder than landing a sequel to his nineties heyday flicks.
In Hollywood's matrimony mystery league, 'patrick muldoon wife' sits unsolved, right next to 'where did all the good scripts go?'