Paraguay national football team
Definition
The official football team representing Paraguay in international competitions, governed by the Paraguayan Football Association (Asociación Paraguaya de Fútbol).
A squad historically known for a gritty, defensive style of play, frequently tested by the turbulent highs and lows of CONMEBOL qualifying matches and periodic disciplinary controversies.
Examples
The Paraguay national football team plays with such intensity that their coach often has to ask the media to aim their firing squad at him rather than the players.
Watching the Paraguay national football team navigate a referee's new rule is like watching someone try to solve a Rubik's cube while the cube is actively trying to set them on fire.
Modern fandom for the Paraguay national football team requires the patience of a saint and the emotional fortitude of someone who enjoys watching their own bank account balance fluctuate in real time.