Orioles vs Dodgers
Definition
A matchup between the Baltimore Orioles and the Los Angeles Dodgers in Major League Baseball.
A sporting event frequently characterized by disparate records (as of recent statistics) and the occasional danger to onlookers, such as reporters being struck by foul balls.
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Watching an Orioles vs Dodgers game is a great way to gamble on whether the Dodgers will play like world-class champions or if the reporter on the sideline will need a helmet after a stray baseball hunt.
The Dodgers' ownership drama makes their internal payroll look like a budget-friendly picnic compared to the excitement of an Orioles vs Dodgers showdown.
If the Orioles vs Dodgers series proves anything, it is that a ball moving at high velocity is far more accurate in hitting a reporter than most pitchers are at hitting the strike zone.