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ONPE
/ˌoʊ.ɛn.piˈiː/
Definition
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Acronym for Office of Non-Public Education (ONPE), a division of the U.S. Department of Education that acts as a liaison to nonpublic schools, including private, independent, faith-based, and homeschool communities.
Examples
The ONPE rep crashed our homeschool co-op with free grant tips and a suspiciously large coffee budget.
When the principal called, ONPE had already faxed over the paperwork for our underground bunker classroom.
Thanks to ONPE, my kid's ferret grooming certification now counts as a legitimate elective.
ONPE liaisons are like education ninjas: silent, effective, and always packing policy manuals.