Ocean Casino Resort
Definition
A massive hotel and gambling complex located on the Atlantic City Boardwalk in New Jersey, known for its distinctively tall, blue-glass skyscraper structure.
A prime destination for those looking to experience the existential dread of watching their savings vanish while listening to the tranquil, mocking roar of the actual Atlantic Ocean.
Examples
I told my bank account I was going to the Ocean Casino Resort for the scenery, but it somehow knew I was just there to donate my rent money to the slot machines.
The Ocean Casino Resort is so large that by the time you walk from your room to the buffet, you have aged three years and are no longer hungry for the omelet station.
Nothing says 'balanced vacation' quite like staring at the beautiful ocean view while contemplating how many hands of blackjack it will take to pay for this overpriced club sandwich.
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