NRG Stadium is so vast that you could probably lose your keys, your dignity, and a small sedan in the concourse without ever being found.

If the Houston Texans are playing badly, at least you can distract yourself by staring at the retractable roof and wondering if it's actually planning a prison break.

Spending a weekend at NRG Stadium for the Rodeo is the only time it is socially acceptable to eat fried butter while wearing boots that cost more than my first car.