Nothing Bundt Cakes
Definition
A popular American bakery franchise specializing in tiered, ring-shaped bundt cakes which are typically topped with a signature thick layer of cream cheese frosting.
A colloquial state of existence characterized by the deliberate consumption of high-calorie, circular pastries to soothe the existential dread of modern adulthood.
Examples
I told my accountant I was investing in assets, but I was actually just hoarding four Nothing Bundt Cakes to outrun my student loans.
Nothing Bundt Cakes are the only social contract I am willing to sign when the office birthday cake is inevitably stale grocery store sponge.
If you measure the happiness of a Friday afternoon in Nothing Bundt Cakes, my current net worth is significantly higher than my bank account suggests.