I thought I was settling in for a heartfelt project starring Chalamet, but I accidentally clicked on the 2021 horror bargain-bin Not Alone and now I can't get my two hours back.

If your idea of a blockbuster is watching an unnamed family buy a haunted house for a mysterious discount, then you clearly haven't been waiting for the 2027 animated feature.

Searching for Not Alone feels like a digital minefield where you either end up with a cinematic masterpiece in the making or a basement-tier thriller that barely kept its own director's attention.