Nolan Arenado
Definition
Nolan Arenado is an American professional baseball third baseman, currently playing for the St. Louis Cardinals in Major League Baseball (MLB).
Widely regarded as one of the greatest defensive third basemen in MLB history, he holds the record for the most consecutive Gold Glove Awards at the position (10 from 2013-2022) and is known for his powerful hitting and clutch performances.
Examples
Watching Nolan Arenado snag a line drive is like witnessing a third baseman with vacuum cleaner hands – balls just disappear into his glove.
My fantasy league rival traded away Nolan Arenado; now he's launching moonshots while I'm stuck with a pitcher who throws meatballs.
Nolan Arenado's bat speed is so absurd, it makes fastballs look like they're floating in slow motion for everyone else.
If Nolan Arenado ran a bakery, his 'Gold Glove' donuts would be flawless – perfectly caught, never dropped, always a hole-in-one.