noaa hurricane
Definition
A collective term referring to the tropical cyclone forecasting, monitoring, and advisory services provided by the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA) through the National Hurricane Center.
Common shorthand for the official data, tracking maps, and emergency alerts issued by the United States government regarding severe oceanic weather events.
Examples
I spent the entire afternoon refreshing the noaa hurricane tracker just to see a cloud swirl move three inches.
Checking the noaa hurricane forecast is the modern equivalent of primitive sky-gazing, only with more satellite data and existential dread.
My social calendar is currently managed entirely by the noaa hurricane alerts, which is honestly a fantastic excuse to stay inside and ignore everyone.