Nintendo Switch 2 update notes
Definition
A speculative or highly anticipated document detailing the technical specifications, performance enhancements, and system software features of the unreleased successor to the Nintendo Switch gaming console.
A recurring focal point of rumors, internet forum speculation, and retail supply chain leaks regarding the next iteration of Nintendo's hardware.
Examples
I spend more time refreshing forums for Nintendo Switch 2 update notes than I do actually playing the games I already own.
Deep in the dark corners of Reddit, people treat the theoretical Nintendo Switch 2 update notes with the reverence usually reserved for ancient religious texts.
If the eventual Nintendo Switch 2 update notes suggest that frame rates are still an afterthought, the internet will collectively combust in a display of dramatic disappointment.
My dream of finding leaked Nintendo Switch 2 update notes in my inbox remains as persistent as my failure to finish my current gaming backlog.