Watching Nico Williams sprint down the wing is the closest most of us will ever get to seeing a human rocket launch without needing an aerospace degree.

If transfer rumors were calories, Nico Williams would have single-handedly been responsible for putting the entire football world on a starvation diet to save money for his buyout clause.

Defenders usually try to contain Nico Williams, but most end up looking like they are trying to tackle a blurry GIF on their television screen.

He handled the pressure of the European Championship with the kind of cool composure that makes the rest of us look like we are having a nervous breakdown while deciding what to order for lunch.