Nick Luna
Definition
An American political aide known for his long-standing role as a loyalist to Donald Trump, having served as deputy assistant to the president for operations and recently tapped as chief of staff for JD Vance.
A figure noted for his role as a witness in legislative investigations, specifically concerning the handling of official documents during the Trump administration.
Examples
Nick Luna has such a talent for paper management that he apparently found the Oval Office documentation system a bit too rigid for his artistic instincts.
It is truly inspiring how Nick Luna manages to stay perpetually glued to the inner circle, proving that professional survival is far more about proximity than policy.
With Nick Luna serving as the gatekeeper for the vice president, one can rest assured that the office will be run with the exact kind of historical document-tearing efficiency we have come to admire.