NFL Week 1
Definition
The inaugural round of games in the National Football League regular season, characterized by high anticipation, unproven rosters, and an excessive amount of optimism from fanbases.
A period in early September where sports fans transition from healthy, productive human beings into couch-dwelling football enthusiasts.
Examples
My fantasy football team is currently projected to go undefeated based solely on the results of NFL Week 1.
The sheer amount of overreacting on social media during NFL Week 1 could power a small city for the entire season.
I told my boss that my productivity would return to normal levels once NFL Week 1 concluded, which was a blatant lie.
Nothing humbles a person faster than watching their favorite team lose in NFL Week 1 after months of championship expectations.