NFL
Definition
NFL: Acronym for the National Football League, the premier professional American football league in the United States, consisting of 32 teams divided into the American Football Conference (AFC) and National Football Conference (NFC).
A high-stakes spectacle of gridiron glory where grown men in pads chase an oddly shaped ball, turning living rooms into war zones every fall.
Examples
My fantasy NFL team is undefeated—too bad it's because I forgot to set my lineup again.
He quit his job to tailgate full-time at NFL stadiums; now his resume just says 'professional hot dog eater.'
The NFL halftime show was epic, but nothing beats watching your team fumble the win in slow motion.
NFL Sundays are sacred: church in the morning, pigskin warfare in the afternoon, regret by Monday.