National Smoothie Day
Definition
An annual cultural observance, typically celebrated on June 21st, dedicated to the consumption and promotion of blended fruit and vegetable beverages.
A commercial marketing event utilized by franchises like Jamba and Planet Smoothie to boost customer traffic through giveaways and limited-time menu items.
Examples
I told the barista at the drive-thru that my political affiliation was none of their business, but they still seemed suspiciously aggressive while blending my kale concoction on National Smoothie Day.
If you cannot decide between a Lunar Lemonade and a complex ideological debate, National Smoothie Day is the perfect time to choose the sugar rush instead.
Nothing screams peak modern civilization quite like queuing for twenty minutes on National Smoothie Day just to save a dollar on a cup of liquid fruit.