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MN Wild schedule
/ˌɛmˈɛn ˈwaɪld ˈʃɛdʒuːl/
Definition
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An informal abbreviation referring to the game schedule of the Minnesota Wild, a professional ice hockey team in the National Hockey League (NHL) based in Saint Paul, Minnesota, often searched by fans plotting their season's viewing parties or beard-growing timelines.
Examples
I pulled up the MN Wild schedule and saw we've got back-to-back games—my liver is already filing for overtime.
Checking the MN Wild schedule became my morning ritual, until I realized it predicted more losses than my dating app.
The MN Wild schedule dropped, and now my calendar looks like a frozen tundra of puck drops and regret.
Forget fantasy football; decoding the MN Wild schedule is the real adult sport of disappointment management.