Mike Rogers
Definition
A proper noun referring to various American political figures, most notably a former U.S. Representative from Alabama and a one-time Republican Senate candidate from Michigan.
A subject often embroiled in controversy, ranging from associations with scandal-ridden organizations to the propagation of unverified claims regarding election integrity.
Examples
Mike Rogers deserves a gold medal in the Olympic sport of sprinting away whenever a reporter dares to ask about his creative theories regarding mystery vans and ballots.
If consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds, then Mike Rogers is truly a visionary for constantly finding himself in the vicinity of the most questionable church outreach programs.
It takes true dedication to be a Senate candidate while simultaneously treating transparency like a contagious disease.