Michigan Wolverines football
Definition
The collegiate American football team representing the University of Michigan in Ann Arbor, competing in the Big Ten Conference and known for its storied history, including multiple national championships.
A powerhouse program symbolized by the wolverine mascot, embodying relentless ferocity and drawing massive fanbases with rivalries like 'The Game' against Ohio State Buckeyes.
Examples
The Michigan Wolverines football squad turned the field into a maize-and-blue demolition derby, leaving opponents wishing they'd picked basketball.
Every autumn, my fridge empties faster than a Michigan Wolverines football tailgate when Harbaugh calls a trick play.
Predicting Michigan Wolverines football outcomes is easier than explaining quantum physics to a wolverine – mostly chaos, occasional brilliance.
The Michigan Wolverines football legacy is so epic, even their water boys dream of Heisman trophies during halftime naps.