mega mewtwo pokemon go
Definition
A hyper-powered Mega Evolved form of the Legendary Psychic-type Pokémon Mewtwo (variants: X for physical dominance, Y for special attack supremacy), unlockable via Mega Raids in the mobile AR game Pokémon GO, turning trainers into raid bosses overnight.
Slang shorthand among Pokémon GO players for the elusive, stat-inflated beast that demands perfect IVs, candy XL, and a social life sacrifice to master.
Examples
After 47 straight raids, my Mega Mewtwo in Pokémon GO finally mega-evolved – now it's time to conquer every gym from here to the singularity.
Trading my soul for a shiny Mega Mewtwo Pokémon GO hundo? Worth it, since it solos raids like a caffeinated psychic overlord.
Friend: 'Wanna catch a movie?' Me: 'Nah, farming Mega Mewtwo in Pokémon GO – this psychic tank doesn't evolve itself.'
Mega Mewtwo Pokémon GO dropped, and suddenly every park bench is a battlefield of grown adults yelling 'I got it!' at their screens.