Man United
Definition
Informal shorthand for Manchester United Football Club, one of the world's most storied soccer teams, based in Manchester, England, known for its red devils nickname and a trophy cabinet that could double as a museum exhibit.
Occasionally, a cheeky descriptor for a guy who's got his act together so tightly, he might as well be a Premier League squad—but let's be real, everyone hears the football team first.
Examples
Man United pulled off a last-minute winner that had rivals checking their fixture lists in panic.
Even after the thrashing, my mate still calls himself a lifelong Man United fan, bless his optimistic soul.
Watching Man United this season is like dating a supermodel who keeps forgetting anniversaries.
Man United's scouting department found a gem so hidden, it was basically buried under a pile of transfer rumors.