Kolby Branch
Definition
A collegiate baseball infielder known for his tenure at the University of Georgia, recognized both for his Gold Glove-caliber defensive skills and for notable disciplinary incidents regarding unsportsmanlike conduct.
A name associated with the intersection of high-level NCAA athletic performance and the strict enforcement of post-game celebration regulations.
Examples
Kolby Branch turned his walk-off glory into an early retirement for the night thanks to an overzealous helmet toss.
Earning a Gold Glove is a testament to his defensive range, though his range extends to the umpire's suspension list as well.
It takes a special kind of flair to celebrate a win so hard that the scoreboard operator and the officials have to have a serious talk about your exit strategy.