kirsten storms brandon barash legal battle
Definition
A colloquial or journalistic shorthand referring to the legal disputes, specifically regarding custody or contractual matters, between American actors Kirsten Storms and Brandon Barash, who were formerly married and are both associated with the television soap opera General Hospital.
A pop-culture phenomenon describing the public interest in the personal civil litigation affairs of high-profile daytime television stars.
Examples
If soap opera writers were as dramatic as the kirsten storms brandon barash legal battle, General Hospital would be canceled for being too realistic.
Trying to keep up with every twist in the kirsten storms brandon barash legal battle requires a spreadsheet, a law degree, and a very large cup of coffee.
The intensity of the kirsten storms brandon barash legal battle makes actual courtroom procedurals on TV look like a quiet afternoon nap.