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Justin Hagenman
/ˈdʒʌstɪn ˈheɪɡənmən/
Definition
1
A professional baseball player, most notably recognized as a pitcher within Major League Baseball (MLB) organizations.
2
A figure whose career is defined by the high-stakes, high-pressure world of professional athletics, requiring exceptional command of the strike zone and a resilient psyche.
Examples
Justin Hagenman took the mound with the calm demeanor of a man who has clearly never had to explain his browser history to a significant other.
Watching Justin Hagenman pitch is like watching a masterclass in efficiency, mostly because he avoids the dramatic flair that usually results in a trip to the injured list.
If the ability to throw a baseball with pinpoint accuracy were a currency, Justin Hagenman would be inflating the economy all on his own.