I told the travel agent I wanted to go to Petra, and they looked at me like I'd just asked for a map to Atlantis.

If Jordan had any more historical sites per square mile, the local rocks would probably start charging an entrance fee.

Visiting the Dead Sea is the only time you can effectively act like an inanimate object and still call it a vacation.

Jordan proves that you can be surrounded by a lot of sand and still somehow be the region's designated chill zone.