Jonathan Toews returned to the Jets like a Winnipeg prodigal son, instantly turning faceoffs into his personal comedy of errors for opponents.

With Toews anchoring the center, the Jets' offense might still be figuring itself out, but their faceoff wins are hilariously dominant at 62.6 percent.

Captain Serious himself, Jonathan Toews, proved retirement was just a timeout by signing with his hometown Jets and making childhood dreams reality.

Jonathan Toews glides onto the ice at 37, reminding everyone that true grit doesn't age – it just wins more faceoffs.