joaquim valente gisele bündchen cycling
Definition
A pop culture reference denoting the frequent public sightings of supermodel Gisele Bündchen and her jiu-jitsu instructor, Joaquim Valente, often engaged in outdoor physical activities such as cycling or jogging.
A colloquial shorthand used by tabloids to describe the specific intersection of celebrity relationships, wellness culture, and public surveillance.
Examples
Rumor has it that if you live in Miami, your daily cardio is now officially considered joaquim valente gisele bündchen cycling by association.
The paparazzi waiting in the bushes clearly mistook my casual trip to the grocery store for an intense session of joaquim valente gisele bündchen cycling.
I told my therapist my fitness goal is to reach peak joaquim valente gisele bündchen cycling vibes, but she just gave me a look and told me to start by walking to the mailbox.