JNJ stock
Definition
The stock ticker symbol 'JNJ' represents shares of Johnson & Johnson, a multinational healthcare giant specializing in pharmaceuticals, medical devices, and consumer products, traded on the New York Stock Exchange.
Informally, 'JNJ stock' refers to an investment in one of the most stable 'dividend aristocrats' in the market, often joked about as the Band-Aid for your boring portfolio.
Examples
I put all my savings into JNJ stock, because nothing says 'retirement plan' like betting on baby shampoo and painkillers.
When the market crashed, my JNJ stock just yawned and kept paying dividends like a boss.
Forget crypto; my grandma's been riding JNJ stock since the invention of the Q-tip, and she's still buying green bananas.
Analysts say JNJ stock is undervalued—perfect for turning your coffee money into a talcum powder empire.