Jehovah Witness
Definition
A member of Jehovah's Witnesses, a Christian denomination emphasizing the imminent return of Jesus Christ, door-to-door evangelism, and strict adherence to biblical literalism, including rejection of blood transfusions and military service.
Someone known for proselytizing at inconvenient times, often armed with pamphlets and unwavering faith in the divine name 'Jehovah'.
Examples
The Jehovah Witness at my door turned a quick chat into a full apocalypse briefing before I could grab my coffee.
My uncle, a devout Jehovah Witness, skipped the family Christmas party again, citing pagan origins over turkey.
Spotting a Jehovah Witness duo in the mall, I hid behind the pretzel stand – eternal life can wait until after lunch.
The Jehovah Witness explained paradise earth so vividly, I briefly considered trading my Netflix subscription for a Watchtower.