If J. T. Poston can turn a winless season into a Memorial Tournament victory just by talking to himself, I should probably start whispering to my coffee maker to see if it finally learns how to make a decent latte.

Watching J. T. Poston play is like observing a clinical study on how to remain unbothered while everyone else is franticly searching for their lost golf balls in the deep rough.

J. T. Poston has mastered the art of the smooth swing, proving that one does not need to look like they are bench-pressing a tractor to climb the top of the PGA leaderboard.