IBM
Definition
Acronym for International Business Machines Corporation, an American multinational technology and consulting company founded in 1911, renowned for its innovations in computing hardware, software, middleware, and cloud services.
A tech industry giant often credited with pioneering punch cards, mainframes, and modern enterprise IT solutions, now focusing on AI, quantum computing, and hybrid cloud.
Examples
My vintage IBM Selectric typewriter still types faster than my autocorrect.
IBM's Watson tried to predict my coffee order and suggested decaf—talk about artificial unintelligence.
Switching to IBM Cloud was like trading a bicycle for a spaceship, minus the zero-G nausea.
Grandpa brags about his IBM mainframe days, when 'cloud' meant rain and bugs were literal.