Houston rodeo tickets
Definition
Admission passes to the Houston Livestock Show and Rodeo, an annual extravaganza in Houston, Texas, blending cowboy competitions, livestock judging, live music concerts, and midway rides into America's largest rodeo event.
Slang for premium access to one of the world's biggest indoor rodeos, where fortunes are won or lost faster than a barrel racer dodging whiskey barrels.
Examples
I traded my vintage comic collection for Houston rodeo tickets, because nothing says adulthood like watching bulls yeet cowboys.
Scalpers were hawking Houston rodeo tickets at prices that could fund a small ranch, proving capitalism thrives even among the longhorns.
She swiped right after I mentioned Houston rodeo tickets, but ghosted when I admitted they were in the nosebleed seats behind the cotton candy stand.
Grandpa hoards Houston rodeo tickets like they're the family heirloom, muttering that real Texans don't stream rodeos from their couch.
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