hole milk
Definition
A frequent misspelling of 'whole milk,' referring to unskimmed cow's milk retaining its natural fat content (typically 3.25%), prized for its creamy texture and richer flavor.
In casual slang or autocorrect fails, 'hole milk' evokes the idea of milk so full-bodied it fills every nutritional gap—like a dairy black hole sucking in your diet doubts.
Examples
After that kale smoothie fiasco, I switched back to hole milk lattes for a taste of unapologetic indulgence.
My grandma insists hole milk builds stronger bones than any almond alternative—it's her secret to outlasting us all.
Baristas roll their eyes when hipsters order 'hole milk' foam art, but it pairs perfectly with irony.
In a world of oat and soy pretenders, hole milk remains the OG that doesn't need a rebrand.