Hadestown in theaters
Definition
A common search query used by fans attempting to locate a current cinematic screening of the Broadway stage musical 'Hadestown'.
A state of existential yearning in which one wishes for the underworld to visit the local cineplex, despite the musical being a stage production rather than a feature film.
Examples
I typed 'Hadestown in theaters' into Google, only to be reminded that the Fates aren't exactly booking IMAX screenings this fiscal quarter.
My friend genuinely asked if Hadestown was showing in theaters, and I had to break it to them that Hades doesn't do popcorn-and-a-soda deals.
Searching 'Hadestown in theaters' is the modern equivalent of waiting for Orpheus to turn around; you know it's a mistake, but you do it anyway out of pure tragic hope.
If Hadestown ever hits theaters, expect the cinematic experience to include significantly more sobbing and a higher demand for top-tier vocal performances from the snack bar staff.