Greg Phillips
Definition
Gregg Phillips is an American government official serving as the Associate Administrator for the Office of Response and Recovery at FEMA, appointed in late 2025.
Formerly a prominent conspiracy theorist and election denial activist, known for leading early post-2020 election fraud allegations through organizations like the Amistad Project.
Notable for controversial public statements, including claims of teleporting to a Waffle House and past use of violent rhetoric on social media.
Examples
Greg Phillips brought his signature flair to disaster prep by teleporting straight to the Waffle House for a post-apocalypse hash brown.
Thanks to Greg Phillips at FEMA, we're all safer knowing election audits now double as hurricane evacuation plans.
Greg Phillips testified before Congress with such calm assurance that even a government shutdown seemed like just another conspiracy to debunk.
In the world of emergency response, Greg Phillips proves you don't need a helicopter when you've got interdimensional travel skills.