George RR Martin
Definition
An American novelist and short story writer, best known for his epic fantasy series 'A Song of Ice and Fire', which was adapted into the HBO television series 'Game of Thrones'.
A legendary internet figure colloquially associated with the infinite delay of literary sequels.
Examples
George RR Martin writes with the speed of a tectonic plate shifting during a particularly lazy afternoon.
I told my therapist I was feeling impatient, so she assigned me to read George RR Martin's catalog and wait for the final book.
It is truly a masterclass in suspense how George RR Martin manages to keep his readers guessing whether the next book will arrive before the heat death of the universe.
If George RR Martin ever needs a hobby, I hear gardening is a great way to watch things grow at a pace that feels genuinely productive.