furious hulu
Definition
A hyperbolic slang expression used to describe the state of extreme internet-induced frustration, specifically when a streaming service fails to load or buffers during the climax of a television show.
A metaphorical state of being 'binge-regretful,' when a user realizes they have consumed far too much streaming content in a single sitting and feels a primal, digital rage.
Examples
I was caught in a state of furious hulu after the app crashed right as the season finale reached its peak cliffhanger.
His furious hulu reached new heights when he realized he had accidentally watched four seasons of a reality show he didn't even like.
She stared at the spinning wheel of death with such furious hulu that her router began to tremble in sheer terror.
The transition from calm relaxation to furious hulu took approximately three seconds once the internet connection decided to take a vacation.