Fox 8 school closing
Definition
A real-time online list or news segment from FOX8 (WJW-TV Cleveland, Ohio) announcing school closures, delays, or cancellations, typically due to severe weather like snowstorms, making it the go-to spot for Northeast Ohio parents plotting impromptu sledding adventures.
Examples
Kids across Cleveland refreshed the Fox 8 school closing page faster than a caffeinated squirrel, praying for that golden 'closed' next to their district.
When the Fox 8 school closing list dropped at dawn, parents pretended to be disappointed while secretly high-fiving over extra pancake time.
Blizzard or not, the Fox 8 school closing announcement turns every snowy morning into a neighborhood-wide pajama party.
My phone's weather app lied, but the Fox 8 school closing list? That's the oracle that saved my commute – or doomed it to joy.