FIFA World Cup scores
Definition
The real-time or finalized numerical results indicating the number of goals scored by opposing teams during matches of the FIFA World Cup, the quadrennial international men's football championship.
A digital metric reflecting the collective emotional highs and lows of billions of people globally, often causing temporary spikes in productivity loss and frantic internet refreshing.
Examples
Checking the FIFA World Cup scores has officially become my most productive activity, far outweighing any actual work on my desk.
My internal clock is synced not to the sun, but to the precise moment the FIFA World Cup scores update on my phone.
The office was a graveyard of ambition today, as everyone chose refreshing FIFA World Cup scores over meeting their quarterly KPIs.