FIFA
Definition
Acronym for Fédération Internationale de Football Association, the global governing body for association football (soccer), futsal, and beach soccer, organizing major events like the FIFA World Cup.
A bestselling annual video game franchise by EA Sports, simulating professional soccer matches with licensed teams, players, and hyper-realistic graphics that make couch potatoes feel like pros.
Examples
My uncle's FIFA predictions are so off that even the ball ignores him during penalty kicks.
She rage-quit FIFA after her virtual team choked harder than a cat at bath time.
FIFA's latest scandal had more plot twists than a soap opera scripted by a caffeinated squirrel.
Buying the new FIFA edition is like investing in pixels that mock your real-life athletic dreams.