England game
Definition
A sporting match, typically football, involving the England national team, often characterized by high public expectations followed by inevitable psychological trauma for the fanbase.
A cultural phenomenon involving televised stress-eating, overly intense pub sentiment, and the constant fear of a 'spygate' scandal or a penalty shootout failure.
Examples
Watching an England game is the perfect way to turn a perfectly relaxing Sunday into three hours of existential dread and cardiovascular strain.
I told the FA that our training session was private, but the England game experience is so cursed that I assume there is a drone currently filming my breakfast.
Nothing unites the nation quite like an England game, where 50 million people suddenly become volunteer tactical geniuses only to realize the tournament is already rigged against their dreams.
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