My retirement plan currently hinges entirely on a nine-leg parlay I placed on DraftKings Sportsbook while my cat watched judgmentally.

I told myself I was only going to deposit twenty dollars on DraftKings Sportsbook, but apparently, my bank account had other, more tragic plans for the weekend.

Watching a game used to be about the joy of sports, but now it is mostly about refreshing DraftKings Sportsbook to see if my kicker makes a field goal before the clock runs out.