dolly parton hollywood star damage
Definition
A reference to the 2006 incident involving the vandalism of country music icon Dolly Parton's star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.
A pop-culture shorthand for the rare and shocking occurrence where a beloved cultural treasure is targeted by minor property damage, sparking widespread public indignation.
Examples
If you are bored enough to commit dolly parton hollywood star damage, you clearly have too much free time and not enough respect for national treasures.
The sheer audacity required to inflict dolly parton hollywood star damage is enough to make even the most hardened rhinestone-covered fan weep.
Trying to rationalize dolly parton hollywood star damage is like trying to explain why someone would put ketchup on a five-star steak: it simply defies human logic.