Jérémy Doku
Definition
A professional Belgian footballer who operates as a winger for Manchester City and the Belgium national team, highly regarded for his explosive pace, agility, and world-class dribbling skills.
A colloquial shorthand used by football enthusiasts to describe a specific style of play characterized by rapid-fire perimeter attacks and weaving through defensive lines with ease.
Examples
If Jérémy Doku spent as much time studying geography as he does sprinting past defenders, he would probably be the first winger to reach the moon by halftime.
Watching Jérémy Doku breeze past a right-back makes me feel like I am watching someone try to catch a gust of wind with a pair of chopsticks.
Clearly, Jérémy Doku's primary hobby is embarrassing professional athletes who have surely done nothing to deserve such public humiliation on a Saturday afternoon.
Jérémy Doku runs so fast that I am convinced he is actually just three ghosts in a Manchester City kit trying to outrun their own haunting.