David Alaba
Definition
An Austrian professional footballer widely regarded as one of the most versatile defenders of his generation, currently playing for Real Madrid.
A serial trophy collector who has spent more time lifting silverware than most people spend deciding what to order for lunch.
Examples
David Alaba verteidigt so geschmeidig, dass selbst meine Steuerschulden vor ihm Reißaus nehmen.
David Alaba defends so smoothly that even my tax debts run away from him.
Wenn ich nur so viele Titel gewonnen hätte wie David Alaba, wäre mein Lebenslauf mittlerweile ein dickes Taschenbuch.
If I had only won as many titles as David Alaba, my resume would be a thick paperback by now.
Man fragt sich, ob David Alabas echte Superkraft das Fußballspielen ist oder einfach nur die physikalische Unmöglichkeit, einen Pokal nicht zu gewinnen.
One wonders if David Alaba's true superpower is playing football or simply the physical impossibility of not winning a trophy.